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DRAININ THE MAIN VEIN

by CHRIST KIDDO

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dIS SONG is about WANKING

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wake up in the morning, so fucking horny
go into the bathroom, whip out my big ass basoon
and squeeze all of last night's mess
onto my fucking hairy chest
and so I go back to bed, and Arwen from Lord of the Rings
is fucking giving me head
she starts to hump my massive erected stump
I say "no, stop" as I stand
but some asian chick won't stop giving me hand
and I say...

DRAIN! DRAININ THE MEIN VEIN!

go to the pool, the strathmore swimming pool
but it's full of fucking jocks, so i whip out my cock
and rip off all their dicks, stupid tryhard muzza pricks
all their super-hot girlfriends we will rape
tie to the walls with duck tape
their super-tight pussies we'll make bleed
but oh shit!! here comes Mr. Bitmead!

DRAIN! DRAININ THE MEIN VEIN!

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released July 1, 2012
recorded january 2012

ALEX JESUS PECKER:
banging ballsacks percussion kickflips hesh life

JACK 'JAQUISON' ANUSWORTH:
phresh tre-flip nasty axe riffs over da 5 stair

KATE 'KATOR' ANUSWORTH:
deep-throat turd licking toddler tantrums and magic fart machine

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CHRIST KIDDO Melbourne, Australia

sewer sorcerors... the saviours of dick metal.... the warriors of shithead shinanigans...arsehole adventurerers... Lords of Long Schlongs.. THE MASSACRERERS OF WANKERS...KNIGHTS OF NEON BALLSACKS...IRONMEN OF BONERSTEEL...SKATEY HESHLORDS OF THE COBURG...THE INVINCABLE ALL-CONQUERING AND FRIENDLY MELBOURNE SUBURB POO-FIENDS THEMSELVES...THE FIRE-EATING BOWEL-EXPLODING... MIGHTY CHRISTKIDDO!!!!!! ... more

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